Club-swinging Kiddos Pillows

Kids Playing Doctor.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A man plays golf by the sea

The toothfairy

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Muscular Dad

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Circus doctor.

The invention of baseball.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Piñata sweet dispenser.

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

'When I left, Eddie's mom was arising phoenix-like.'

'...can't you read??'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

Kids playing doctor.

The cootie code!

'I guess I don't have to tell you how disappointed I am with sales on the front nine.'

'Get the fat guy off me or I'll have Greenpeace on your back so fast it make your head swim!'

'I learned a new word today!'

Covid Golf

'Tickle locked on target!'

Can we have our ball back please?

'Do you look in the mirror after you've washed?'

"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

'Here's a chance to try out that new waterproof watch of yours.'

Frustrated Golfer