Club Scene Satirist Mugs

"That's very deep house."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Suburban street.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Pizzas

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Autumn Leaves

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Lex Ave Express

Stay at home

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'A pint! Have you got any ID?'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Edith Wharton

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Don Pasquale sitting

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

Paparazzi at the Local Dump