Club Member Critic Prints

New Garrick

Paul Ree

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Men drinking

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'For the larger appetite we suggest choices from the children's menu.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Nerd night at the club.

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Verily, I doth detest these mock Stone Age taverns."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.