Club Member Critic Mugs

New Garrick

Paul Ree

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Man walks into 'Watch your step' sign.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I'm a fiscal conservative, and a social liberal.' 'Unfortunately, he's also a moral anarchist.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'For the larger appetite we suggest choices from the children's menu.'

'Looks like there's been another crackdown on truth in advertising regulations.'

Nerd night at the club.

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'