Club Goer Prints

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

The Illiterate's Club.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

'Bacon's here. So's lettuce and tomato. Just waitin' on bread.'

'I knew he was intelligent when he agreed with everything I said'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Come here often...

"Are you blind? I'm wearing a tie!"

'This is just the warm up.'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Quixotic Dancers.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Freedom Day: Please Rave Responsibly

"They're sampling our song."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"The club scene is really changing."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"