Club Crusader Pillows

Great party - thanks.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Welcome Ghost.

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Security is lax on this side."

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

"Not again!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'