Clown Studies Mugs

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

Children's Parties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Clown Face Painting

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'