Cloudballers T-Shirts

"First one to eleven."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Hog Futures

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Snowmans Revenge

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."