Cloudballers T-Shirts

"First one to eleven."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Boy rolled into a snowball

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Hog Futures

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Snowmans Revenge

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

'Sales has challenged us to a snowball fight.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'You will make big bucks, then you'll give it all away to reduce your taxes.'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'