"Apparently there's been a computer error - you're not actually dead yet."
Cloud-surfing Skeptics T-Shirts
Let skeptics wear their whimsical worldview with t-shirts that feature clever designs celebrating their love of cloud-surfing and creative skepticism.
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
I.T. Fear
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Computer Class.
"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."
The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism
"I'd like to see you do this online."
'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'
GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.
'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!
"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Privacy
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
How Grandma Sees the Remote
'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'
"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."
Crop duster wanted.
Big Brother.
Diner is served
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
kid skateboards off airplane wingtip
"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."
"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."
Down With Wikipedia
"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."
"Tarzan no want computer."
Cloud-surfing Skeptics T-Shirts Collection
Cloud-surfing Skeptics Mugs
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Cloud-surfing Skeptics Pillows
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Cloud-surfing Skeptics Prints
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