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"That cloud looks like a basket of eggs!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

The toothfairy

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Clouds

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Cherub string quartets

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."