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'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

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"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

The Cheese God

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

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'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"We're engaged!"

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'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

"They call this heaven? 10,000 channels of religious programming."

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Angel putting into his halo.