Cloud Nine Rockers Gifts

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

Well, that routine physical didn

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Finally, right?"