Cloud Nine Rockers Gifts

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Finally, right?"