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'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Supply was out of harps.

Keyboard in Heaven

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Heavenly Ships

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Location, location, location.'

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

Mile high skydivers

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Well where the Hell are we?"

Meh, I've been on higher.

'I don't know how they got up there either.'

'What do you call a sheep with no legs?'

'Methinks more like a data storage and processing centre.'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Fire escape to the clouds

Around the World By Balloon.

Angel

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower