Cloud Curator Pillows

National Archives

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

TV-Man

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Appointments and Disappointments

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, it's about time!'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

My own museum.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Preserving space heritage.

The passage of time.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Haile Selassie

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

I love what you've done with the place.

'Say what you like about Cloud Computing, but the technical support is amazing.'

The Evolution Of Manhood