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National Archives

The Cloud

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

The Life of Pi

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

TV-Man

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Board Game Hunter

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Appointments and Disappointments

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

'Well, it's about time!'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

My own museum.

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

Haile Selassie

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Preserving space heritage.

I love what you've done with the place.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'