Cloud Counter Mugs

Census Infinity.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

C.P.A.

Entry level astronomer...

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

The Finger.

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."