Cloud Comedians Mugs

"Relax, he can't see us from here."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

An amplified harp

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Damn defibrillators.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'If it's sympathy you're after... forget it !'

"The first thing newcomers seem to want to do is make a 'cloud angel'."

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"User name and password?"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Skywriter parachutes out of plane after writing 'I QUIT'.

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'Oh dear, you should have left this one til last.'

'Oh yeah? So who died and made you God?'