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"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

Fish living in a washing machine.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

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"So. . . you're back!"

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Randal accidentally leaves his iron on.

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

if only i could figure out how this thing works

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

Missing sock poster

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

'Yes, I downloaded my book report from the Internet, but I collated and stapled the pages all by myself.'