Closing A Bank Account Pillows

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

European currency on the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Money Bar.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"I don't like the look of this."