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Gay Republicans Closet.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Shoe addict.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'