Clone Humorist Prints

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

DNA Xmas.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Mask Autumn

Punch Initials - O

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."