Clone Humorist Mugs

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

DNA Xmas.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Punch Initials - O

Mask Autumn

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."