Clockwork Wizard Gifts

Second hand clocks.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Grandfather Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Kissing Prompt

"You're late."

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Father Time Management

Grandfather Clock

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Pianist.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Keeping Time

'It's my biological clock.'