Clockwork Wizard Gifts

Second hand clocks.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Deadlines, Inc.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Grandfather Clock

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Grandfather Clock

"You're late."

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Kissing Prompt

Father Time Management

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Pianist.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Keeping Time

Ancenstry.com Your results: Oak: 80% Pine: 12% Maple: 3% Unknown: 5%

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"