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The Earth: It's Where You Live

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Please Drove Carefully.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'