Clinical Staff Prints

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Multi-tasking.

Dancing Doctor

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'These are job perks.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

In and Out Tray

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Busy office.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'