Clinic Visit Prints

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Hospital Departments

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Hospital.

"So what brings you in today?"

"She's in room 334 but she's only allowed to see people who haven't annoyed her for 15 years."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Are they called 'x-rays' because the alphabet wasn't finished when they were invented?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Tell her the surgeon is the best in his field and she'll get through this fine!"

The Children's Hospital

Second Opinion

"Will he be okay?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."