Clinic Humorist Prints

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'Fear not, Madam! I've never lost a case of this kind in this hospital!...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"The first one's just a warning."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Cardiac Recovery.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"WHich one is mine?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'