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"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"I love fast break business success."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Yoga To-Do

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'