Clinic Comic Appreciator Prints

'I'll have to reschedule your appointment -- the doctor had an attack of squeamishness.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Mou...Man trap!

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'Sorry'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

New, Improved Cat

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

Self-Esteem Clinic.

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

"I've got pride but no shame."

'S**t!'

'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Now what?'

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

"Are you nuts? This is what I do."

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'