Climbing Caller T-Shirts

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Make a lot of money."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

The best financial decision I ever made.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

I'm a self-made man!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Good Luck!

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Rock Climber

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'