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'Me too, I always thought this global warming guff was a load of baloney!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"So much for global warming!"

Carbon suicide

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"I told you not to get central heating."

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

British Heatwave

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'