Climate-prepping Wanderer T-Shirts

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

Scarcity

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Canada's winter survival kit.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

snowman hitchhiking

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Pastor, tell us more about hell. Is it warm there?'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

Environmental Clues

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

You're getting warmer.

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

Door to Door Campaigning

'what with global warming, I finished my summer reading last winter.'