Climate Detective Pillows

I've checked the spreadsheet, minion. How do you explain yourself? What'd I do, boss? Since you started working here 13 years ago, average rainfall in the township has plummeted by 15%. We're now in a drought. That's led to coffee and cocoa purchases also plummeting by an average of 15%. I'm going to have to give you a 15% pay cut to compensate for your deleterious effect on the local climate. Very bad man.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Earth stove

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

The sea 2050.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Climate Change

"So, you think it's ok that Donald Trump won't listen to climate scientists?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal