Carbon Footprint Detective Pillows

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The interested bystanders.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

Climate change skeptics.

Methane Emissions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Stop Global Warming

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"We are so totally doomed."

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"If you want folks to see you're serious about carbon off-setting, plant it round the front - this is where our helipad is going!"

Is online shopping bad for the environment?

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'