Climate Complainers Pillows

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Trump leaving

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The melting polar ice caps

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I hate this time of year."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

Tuesday, 2022

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Climate Change Road

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Evolution.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Amazon Burning

Thin Ice

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019