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"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."

Grandma's bunions.

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Right now it's totally clear and sunny out. Hey! No fair lookin' out the window!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

US Winter Weather Map.

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'