Climate Change Supporters T-Shirts

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Natural Disasters

Scarcity

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Giant Snowflake.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Anywhere but here

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save Mars

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Recycling centre

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires