Climate Change Supporters Mugs

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Natural Disasters

Scarcity

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Just Stop Boil

Global Warmer 2000.

Giant Snowflake.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save Mars

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Anywhere but here

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Tuesday, 2022

Recycling centre

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"