Climate Change Questioner Pillows

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

How Glaciations Begin

Fish want out of polluted river.

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Where's my global warming?

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."