Climate Change Comedian Pillows

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'So, why do you like global warming?' 'I sell cold drinks.'

'Hi, Oognik -- hot enough for you?'

''Son, you'd be a great African explorer...'' 'Gosh, I KNEW my dad doesn't really love me...'

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Where's my global warming?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

US Winter Weather Map.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"