Cliff Dweller Mugs

"Sure, there are commuting issues! But look at the view!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

On the brink.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'How about a game of cards?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Rock Climber

A man rakes a tree

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

Wifi whore

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Double Bass Jumpers.

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Christmas tree exchange

Turtle Home

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Life on cloud 8

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

A man emerges from a tree stump

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Paper Production

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."