Cliff Diving Gifts

Parachuting Lemming.

Man diving off a sea side cliff but the tide is out

'Hey' we're hip!'

"Nice cannonball, Grandma!"

Man standing at 'Livers Leap'.

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I have seen some lemmings."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

On the brink.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Rock Climber

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

The Perfect Cannonball

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mermaid Art

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Bad times to sneeze

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!