Cliff Comedian T-Shirts

"I just need to send one quick e-mail then I'm all yours."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Snowprov

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Bad times to sneeze

It's an abbreviated guide to the Grand Canyon. "Cliff Notes"!

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

Bird watching in Bolivia

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Everest summit queue...

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Tree Tunnel

Bad parachute jump.

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."