Cliff Comedian T-Shirts

"I just need to send one quick e-mail then I'm all yours."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Snowprov

The Adventures of God

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

"What the? ... Where’d the? ... How’d ya? ... Get down here!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Bird watching in Bolivia

"We no longer shelve gay fiction separately. It's been assimilated."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Everest summit queue...

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

Tree Tunnel

Lover's leap: Man paining sign falls off.

Bad parachute jump.

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

"I win!" "You're amazing, grandma."