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"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

"Apart from it being a **** pile of ***** with no **** idea about ****, were you happy with the service today?"

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"This is our soft opening."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'How would you like your toast?'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Communication

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"More croutons, sir?"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Social Worker

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."