Client Interaction Aficionados Prints

'I don't think he's finished his 'customer care' training.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Target your customer.

Direct Marketing...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Pictures of your family?'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Let's shake on it.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"We need to text about our relationship."

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"What sort of job are you after?" "I don't want a job. I want to be a consultant!"

An hour's free consultation...

"So, ..... How did you hear about us?"

'Actions may speak louder than words - but they cost money.'

Friendly bank/Formal bank.

Babel Construction Co.

"Spare no expense, unless it's going to cost me money."

Patience.