Cliche Challenger Prints

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Tension filled the tent.

Countervailing Clichés.

Lawnmower

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Snowyphus

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Always a bridesmaid..."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."