Cliché Juggler Mugs

"Powerful speaker. Gives a platitude real attitude."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Bed Spread"

To do before Saturday...

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

The Emeril Isle

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Mystery and suspense at the library.