Term Juggler Mugs

'You're the lawyer who didn't know what a Mareva Injunction was.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We have an acronym!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

A Bloody Butcher

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"It's a swearbox."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Juggler and Illusionist