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Reading in front of the television

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'It's baseball season!'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Idle parts

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Sex Section in the Library

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The Curious George pop-down book

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

The Farmer Sutra.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Casual skydiving.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Book Igloo

Stephen King

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

Library - Cats for Dummies.

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

Success Without Effort

'Bless you!'

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Lewis Carroll

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

E-Books.