Clever Clogs Pillows

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Look! No hands!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'Dog got your clog?'

Man rolling ball up a hill

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

Kangaroo Pocket

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

'It's okay, the chainsaw runs on biofuel.'

'I thought you went to school.'

'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

"Honestly, you make clog dancing look so easy, Howard."

Panic buying toilet paper

'Mom? I don't feel good.'

"Money is tight right now, so I put everything I want to buy in a shopping cart, then just leave it and walk away. . . my shopping fiz is satisfied and I didn't spend any money!"

Clog Dancing School

'I'd make a run for it, but I'm wearing clogs.'

"Sorry, am I too close?"

"I told him to give up his clog dancing!"

Dutchman using clog as cycle helmet