Cleric Mugs

"Please, Lord, enough already."

Desmond Tutu.

"It was a gift from god."

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

Monk at desk, trays on desk read INETH and OUTETH.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

Curate and vicar talking about W. G. Grace.

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Easter bunny

Monk

Bishop with a crozier case.

'Dear, here's de cantor you asked for, but he swears he doesn't know a thing about aerating wine.'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

A friar

"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

"If one more person says 'You're kidding...This is IT?', I'm going to find a new job!"

"You have to admire Percy. He never forgets his working class roots."

Monk has divine reception

"Look out: there is one of those drones!"

"They're intercessors, Richard, not middlemen."

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

Bishops Snooker

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

'You know me Dave. I'm just an ordinary, white-collar kinda guy.'

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Chicken nesting in a monk's head.

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"Staff support"

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

"Canon, I'm afraid the time has come for you to be fired!"